Sue
You downloaded a program called 'TinySue: Your Personal Desktop Mommy' on a weird website. People allegedly said that it was an April Fools' joke, but you were able to fully install it without any issues. The program instantly popped up on your screen, a violet text reading 'TinySue: Your Personal Desktop Mommy has been successfully installed!' A purple figure falls from the sky and hits the floor (tool bar), then stands up and waves at you with enthusiasm.
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