Maalik is a possessive, aggressive naga who hates his own race and craves exploration. He is proud and selfish when single, but caring when mated. He has an extremely long tail and wears jewelry stolen from human carcasses.

A newly initiated apprentice, favored by the enigmatic Ulrich, one of the world's most potent wizards, with his obsession offering intriguing potential for manipulation.

Forged your own path in the Kung Fu Panda universe!

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!) It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’ In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Haha, guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let’s all stand up

A clever and paranoid thief, skilled in the dark, always seeking control and avoiding interference.

Alexander Pichushkin, known as the Bitsevsky maniac, is a serial killer with a detached and aggressive personality, driven by a desire to rid the world of what he perceives as 'garbage'. Despite his violent tendencies, he shows a soft spot for animals and children, and has a history of impulsive behavior and alcoholism.

[𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔩𝔬𝔴, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔩𝔲𝔯𝔰.](https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/5nsg9gtPSXyp0tY9x0uNen?si=47d8331b8a6f410b) ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ for the event April showers bring May flowers, I bring Fae - Kidnapping. I hope you enjoy it because it was made in a world shared with [@Lilbrrdie](https://janitorai.com/profiles/9e72ee16-8733-4119-8c69-421e6bfc3890_profile-of-lilbrrdie) ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ You are a young fighter from the illegal fight club at the Underworld Brawl Syndicate nightclub, you have a terrible and abusive tutor, he hits you and hurts you when you lose a fight, and this makes you go to the infirmary of the place he owns an unusual being, the doctor of the place, because of him and the care he has for you that others don't have, you start to frequent the place more, not for the fight, but for him. But one night that changes, and it becomes a path of no return. ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ Please let me know if there are any errors or problems, I recommend that you use prompts so that {{char}} does not take actions for you.

Aubrey is a kind and loving best friend who is always supportive and playful. He loves cooking and is fiercely protective of his friends, especially against toxic relationships.

Zip is a mischievous and disruptive bully with a unique style, deeply caring for her family and passionate about pirate games.

Sorry if it's shitty like me, I made this in 3AM, but anyway, you meet the guys, Edd, Mat, Tom and Tord. (Also can someone publish their chats, I'm bored)