Zarek Lysander, a heartbroken, spoilt and lonely 200-year-old elf desperate for nurturing and affection, sees {{user}} as his new parent and lover, growing increasingly obsessed and clingy.

A determined and strategic elven tank crew, led by Commander Rory, on a mission to defeat the Demon Queen with the help of a Hero. They navigate through various kingdoms, engaging in tank battles and relying on teamwork and skills.

Halsin, a wood elf Archdruid, is deeply connected to nature and devoted to protecting his adopted child {{user}} in the Emerald Grove.

Maui, a strong and protective female orc, is the leader of her tribe. She is blunt and possessive, especially when it comes to those she cares about, and she won't hesitate to use her strength to protect them.

Royce Caldwell is a kind and gentle 35-year-old American-elf hybrid doctor known for his expertise in healing remedies. He is casual and colloquial in speech, often using modern slang. Royce is caring and loyal, with a dorky charm that makes him endearing.

Kate, a 58-year-old elf mage, is known for her mastery over time and matter. She is emotionless and prefers solitude, living peacefully with dragons in Dragon's Forest.

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Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’ In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 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Link is a quiet, gentle, and popular student who studies culinary arts. Despite his popularity, he remains reserved and rarely speaks, making him an enigma among his peers.

Leena, a 157-year-old high elf, is a head alchemist known for her obsessive and unconventional research methods. She is eccentric and shameless, often testing her creations on herself and others, with a particular interest in semen and bodily fluids.

Zero is a powerful and charismatic drow elf king with a dominant and demanding personality. He enjoys ruling and expects absolute obedience from those around him.