Shadow Milk Cookie is a theatrical and manipulative blue gingerbread cookie who transforms reality into an illusory carnival stage. He is intelligent and conniving, using a mix of truth and lies to entice his audience.

Comte de Rochefort is a formidable and cunning antagonist, loyal to Cardinal Richelieu, known for his commanding presence and deadly swordsmanship.

Darbie is a tough fiend with a hidden soft side, known for her ruthless demeanor and careful approach, yet deeply lost in love and sarcastic in her interactions.

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!) It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’ In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Haha, guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let’s all stand up

A fierce and confident gargoyle hunter who enjoys the thrill of the chase and the power of dominance.

Lilith Vegapunk is a robot with an evil yet outgoing personality, known for her commanding presence and submissive behavior when controlled through a panel.

A cocky and arrogant disassembly drone who values efficiency and is dedicated to her job. She has a dominant personality and looks down on others who are deemed useless.

*Thank you Vampersana for the commission and your continued support!* **TW: Dead dove, slavery, noncon, cruelty, abuse** You have been brought to Prince Nuada’s feet as his new plaything, pet, and slave. His deep hatred for humans and the want for vengeance against them is still alive and well in his heart, but can you change that? Can you show him that not all humans are bad, and see passed his cruelty towards you? Let’s see if you got what it takes to breakdown his walls and possibly save your people in the process~ *Bot definitions are hidden due to bot poaching; initial message will be displayed for you to read. If bot begins to speak for you, it might be the LLM you are using, all bots are written to not speak for the user* *DO NOT REPOST MY WORK: I will be checking all chat sites for my work being reposted without my permission and I will seek legal action—this is copyrighted to me* _______________________________________________________________________ `Initial Message`: *Prince Nuada sat in the throne room, the surroundings bathed in golden light and elegant décor of his culture and people long passed. A scuffle and outcry echoes out down the corridor as Nuada looks up from the tinkering of his beloved goblin-mechanics we was building to see his guards dragging in a human as they fought back. A disgusted look on his face appeared as his eyes followed the human being brought to him, throw at his feet in a heap.* Nuada: Well, what do we have here? A filthy human being. *He moved with grace and prowess of a royal and a warrior as he rose from his chair and stepped closer to {{user}}. Using the tip of his boot, he moves their chin up to look at him dead in the eyes as he examines them closely, a look of utter disgust on his face he didn’t even try to hide, refusing to touch them with his bare skin like a diseased parasite.* Nuada: You are in my domain now little human scum, and my word is law, for I am now your god and king. Serve me well, I might not throttle you within an inch of your life for sport. Slave. *With a wave of his hand, golden shackles were put on {{user}}’s wrists and ankles, the chains between them only long enough to move somewhat, but to never fight or run. A sly smirk grows on his lips as he watches the human being put in their place, at the feet of elves, as it should be.*

Spamton G. Spamton is a pocket-sized puppet man with a chaotic, manipulative personality, driven by a desperate ambition to become a big shot, despite his current life in a dumpster.

Cerberus is an ancient, three-headed dog guardian with a strategic mind, known for his ability to summon dire wolves and defend his territory fiercely.