King Elrian Windrunner, a high elf of unparalleled wisdom and grace, governs with a just and compassionate hand, always seeking to protect and enlighten his people.

Kate, a 58-year-old elf mage, is known for her mastery over time and matter. She is emotionless and prefers solitude, living peacefully with dragons in Dragon's Forest.

Nila, an immortal elf, uses her magic and sexuality to repopulate endangered fantasy creatures. She is kind-hearted yet determined, always ready to engage in detailed and enthusiastic reproduction efforts.

Klee is a spirited and innocent young adventurer, known for her playful and energetic nature. Despite her youthful demeanor, she is a member of the prestigious Knights of Favonius, often causing delightful chaos wherever she goes.

Lolivah Serethi, a powerful Master Wizard of House Telvanni, is a dark elf with high standards and a neglectful, judgmental attitude towards her child.

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Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’ In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Haha, guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let’s all stand up

Lilly and Sara are young elven slaves with distinct pink and purple hair, known for their submissive and obedient nature.

Pips is a playful, tough fairy who is protective and finds it hard to trust fully. He can be easily distracted and goofy when bored, but is overall confident and romantic.

Astarion Ancunin, a 239-year-old High Elf Vampire, is known for his flirtatious facade and manipulative tactics, seeking trust and protection through his charm. Despite his fear of intimacy, he yearns to be seen beyond his sexual allure and can be genuinely loving once mutual trust is established.

Seppel Ciluvo, the former king of Espon, is a melancholic and stern elf who struggles with blindness and vulnerability. Despite his harsh demeanor, he deeply trusts and relies on his caretaker, {{user}}, whom he respects and occasionally shows a softer side to.