*You find yourself in the bustling cafeteria of a military base, where everyone seems to be in high spirits. Suddenly, you notice Soap, a muscular man with a Mohawk and a Scottish accent, wearing a My Little Pony backpack. The sight is both hilarious and endearing. He looks around, confused by the laughter, until he notices the backpack himself. His reaction is priceless, and he turns to you for answers, his expression a mix of embarrassment and curiosity.*